CoffeScript

# include <stdio.h>
# include <stdlib.h>

# include <stdbool.h>


# define nil NULL // no caps

# define real true
# define fake false // fake is shorter

# define exit_success 0
# define exit_error   1

# define leave ( status ) return status;

int main ( int argc, char *argv[] ) {

    if ( argc < 2 ) {
        printf ( "usage `%s [options]'", argv[0] );
        printf ( "try `%s --help' for details", argv[0] );
        leave ( exit_success );
    }

    /* stuff */

    leave ( exit_success );

}